VP Transition Plan

Vice president Dick Chaney announced today that he would be staying on as vice president for at least one more year in order to facilitate a smooth transition of power to President-elect Obama. Mr. Chaney stated that it would be impossible to bring the President-elect up to speed on all the enhanced interrogation techniques and secret rendition locations by January 20th. And there is also all the domestic wiretapping that needs to be explained. But Mr. Chaney said that most of his time would be spent cleaning up the two wars that only he and the CIA know about and making sure pardons are issued for everyone in the Bush Administration, including himself.
The Vice president said sharing office space with Vice president-elect Joe Biden would not be an issue since he would be spending most of his time at an undisclosed location.
President-elect Obama could not be reached for comment.