Our Next President

George W has told us before that being President is hard work. I have no doubt that it is. The President works long hours, endures the heat of critics, and is relatively underpaid by today's corporate standards. And in looking over the potential candidates for the 2008 Presidential election, it seems very few Americans want the job.

And so I think the perfect solution to this situation is to elect an illegal alien to be our next president. Illegal aliens do the work that Americans don't want to do. And an illegal alien president will do the work that an American president doesn't want to do, like straigten out Social Security and Medicare, get us out of Iraq, creat jobs for the middle class, and balance the budget. They would have first hand knowledge on how to close our borders to other illegal aliens. And they would do the job for a fraction of what George W is paid. Seems like a win win situation to me.